most organic stuff is made of soy

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Have spent the evening avoiding most of my usual blog-reading since I really feel like I need a break from the clown maglev. The stupid, it burns. So I've been whiling away the last few hours (aka, wasting) surfing concert videos on youtube. I'm doing one of those "song challenge" meme things on fbook and I'm on the day where I'm supposed to pick a song from the best concert I ever saw. Of course, I can't pick one "best concert." Hell, I try to do a top 10 list of music and end up with 3 CDs. I'm up to 4 so far but there's about a half-dozen other great shows I'll probably include. Assuming I can find decent live footage on youtube. A couple of (theoretically) interesting things have come up while messing around with this.
For one, I've found three clips so far from shows that I was at. Big Black at CBGB in 1986, Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan in Central Park in 1993, and Hot Club of Cowtown at Casbah here in Durham last year. I'm actually surprised I haven't found more footage of recent shows. Phones keep getting smaller and the picture quality they can capture keeps getting better and better. I guess I understand why performers and venue issue no recording policies and statements but I kinda wonder why they bother. I went looking to see if there was any footage from this Cure show I saw back in 1984 at the Beacon. There wasn't but there are 20+ pages of videos from Cure shows at the Beacon in November 2011.
So that's another thing I learned -- that the Cure did a (not quite a) farewell tour last year which included three nights at the Beacon in NYC, playing their first three albums in their entirety. Wow. If you'd told me back when I was waiting on line to buy Cure tix in '84 that they'd be playing the same theater 27 years later, I'm sure I wouldn't have believed it. In a way, I'm kinda glad I never heard anything about those shows. Cos they were over Thanksgiving weekend so it is actually imaginable that we could've gotten up there for one of them. On the other hand, tix were anywhere from 60$ to 100$.
And thinking about that Cure show and "best concerts" in general got me to wondering about how many of what I think of as "best" shows were also the first time I'd seen the band. I used to think that was always true, that the first time was always the best. But I've modified that over time. Some bands just get better. Either the material is better or the players or they just do better in a different space (maybe bigger, maybe smaller). The first Cure show I saw was amazing and new and it knocked me on my ass but if I had to pick the best Cure show I saw it'd probably be Radio City. Maybe MSG but the sound there wasn't nearly as good as at the Music Hall. For me, the 80s versions of the Cure got better as they got into bigger and bigger halls. Unlike, say, Psychedelic Furs who were never better than the first time I saw them (in DC on the Forever Now tour). As they got bigger, they got slicker and lost most of their edge and sense of danger. Some bands are just better in an intimate setting. Like Hot Club of Cowtown. Altho I can't decide whether the house concert we saw them do back about 10 years ago was better than their gig at Casbah. The house concert was amazing but I do think they picked up energy from the crowd and especially the dancers at Casbah.
Well, I'm not sure what my point was anymore. So, goodnight.

and made it screechier

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I really need to get out more or something. It's not even February yet and already I'm writing about almost nothing but politics. But how can one resist? I mean, we're well past clown car time. It's like a clown shinkansen over in GOP land these days. It's so crazy that the news that Herman Cain, who has dropped out of the race but was still on the ballot in SC (and in fact had been off the campaign trail the longest), got more votes in the primary than the other five no-longer-campaigning candidates combined (something like 1.2%)... that barely makes the top 10 in crazy-ass-shit that's going on. My personal fave from today is that the Newtron Bomb has announced that not letting audiences whoop and holler for his crazy bullshit is a violation of their (or his... who can tell?) first amendment rights. WTF? Seriously, for a bunch of self-declared Constitution fetishists I swear it's like they've never even read about the damn thing, let alone actually read the document itself. But, anyway, Gingrich says that he won't participate in any future debates in which the audience is not allowed to applaud, chant, or otherwise rowdy up the joint. To which I can only say, do it! I really really want to see some media organization call his (ridiculously obvious) bluff. The idea that Gingrich would pass up a chance to stand in front of cameras and bloviate is beyond absurd. They could hold the damn thing in a bathysphere at the bottom of the Marianas Trench and he'd be there. Alas, I know that won't happen. CNN or whoever's running the damn thing will cave. Because they're spineless. It's long been obvious that Our Professional Media(tm) lack the intestinal fortitude of a dyspeptic tree sloth.
Still, if you don't have a dream how you gonna have a dream come true?

i think the monkey looks fabulous

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I suppose I could rant about Newt Gingrich but smarter people than me all over the internets have already said pretty much everything I've thought of ranting. So instead, some random thoughts and questions. It's hard for me to believe Gingrich will actually end up being the nominee. With such high unfavorables, low favorables and almost no one not having an opinion about him already, just how is that supposed to work out? I've heard people saying that the GOP powers-that-be (whoever they are... speaking of things that are hard to believe, are there actually any adults left in the room at GOP-land?) will figure out a way to keep Gingrich from getting the nomination. And the response to that seems to fall into two parts: first, who are these people (see earlier question about adults in metaphorical room)? and second, we've already seen all the dirt and no one cared. I don't know the answer to the first question, exactly. Basically, though, go turn on Fox and see who's talking shit about Newt. So far I've seen everyone from Rudy Guiliani to Tom Coburn to John (swear to Grom I thought he was dead) Sununu. But as for part two. I can only say "haha." I have no idea what else might be out there. The ethics report from his Speaker days is public record. But no one has really started picking thru it for the juicy bits. And there's no telling what kinds of things never made it to the public record. As an opening salvo though, here's Chris "dammit, I'm not running for President" Cnristie

"We all know the record," Christie said. "He was run out of the speakership by his own party. He was fined $300,000 for ethics violations. This is a guy who has had a very difficult political career at times and has been an embarrassment to the party ... I don't need to regale the country with that entire list again except to say this: I'm not saying he will do it again in the future, but sometimes past is prologue"

I'm conflicted. The longer Gingrich stays in, the worse things get for the GOP. And the weaker the GOP brand is, the better the chances that President Obama gets re-elected. So long-term positive. But in the short-term I think it's really bad for the country to have Gingrich fanning the flames and stirring up people in such baldly racist ways. So I wanna get the popcorn out but I feel bad about wanting that.

From the dept. of things you might (or might not) want going down yr neck:
I'm not (y'all might have noticed) not from Texas and so hadn't ever heard of it but apparently there was a small Dr. Pepper plant there that was still bottling Dr. Pepper made with sugar. It was known as Dublin Dr. Pepper (cos it was made in Dublin, TX). And now it's closing. I think it's mostly a story of big company bringing the hammer down with no concern for the amount of harm done to a small community where a whole bunch of jobs are about to disappear. Altho from reading a bit online, it seems like there's maybe a side-bar story of a bit of over-reach -- maybe not much in the grand scheme and completely understandable (if you've got something that becomes a hot commodity/trendy product, you want to seize the chance to move more units, even if there's an agreement in place restricting where you can sell and you have to get a little grey market) but enough to give the big money boys an excuse to drop the aforementioned hammer.
So I've been hearing these really obnoxious ads on the radio for Dr. Pepper 10 (and when I say "hearing" I mean the first few seconds before I change the station). And I've read a lot of internet scorn about the DP10 campaign, which is basically a loud, dumb "ooh, our diet soda isn't for the ladies but only for manly men like you." Srsly? I mean, do I even have to get into the myriad ways that's offensive and stupid? No, I didn't think so. And, besides, if I did, I'd be here all night writing. Anyway, apparently there are also TV ads cos one aired when we were watching 30 Rock on-demand (and thus no fast-forwarding). I was out of the room but Sarah confirmed that it is, in fact, incredibly stupid and offensive. So it's not just me, then. And, no, I'm not linking to that crap.
Let's wrap up on a much more positive note: earlier this week I went to Drinks with Fullsteam. Sadly, they were brewing in the back so we couldn't meet in the production area, which was the original plan. Still, it was super fun and interesting. Small group (15 or so folks, I think) and the guys from Fullsteam were there to talk about what they were doing and answer questions. I'm sure nothing they told us was confidential but I didn't take notes so I won't go into specifics cos I don't want to get anything wrong. But they talked about stuff like how they decide what kind of R&D projects to work on, how they scale up from test batches, what kind of things they're working on, the 300 mile project, issues with sourcing ingredients. One interesting thing discussed was how they can brew something exactly the same from one run to the next and yet have people say it tastes completely different, often in ways that contradict each other (oh, it was darker last year... no, it's darker this year). Not that I'd know anything about that...

buy my kid a giant eyeball

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First the serious stuff: internet blackout tomorrow to protest SOPA. Let's see if I'm able to figure out how to get House of Dioxin to go dark for the day. I'd say it's even money that I can't. I would also note that (no surprise), claims by congressional clown car commander Eric "respect my authoriteh" Cantor to the contrary, whichever GOP dumbass is pushing SOPA is planning to continue trying to move the bill forward. Like I've said before, these clowns were elected because they don't take government seriously. So why should we expect them to listen to their so-called leaders? They don't know what they're talking about. And seem to think there's something wrong with you if you DO know what you're talking about. Blinkered pig-ignorance. It's not a bug, it's a feature. Gingrich 2012!
Enough of that.
Here's a bit o' fun: alternate reality movie posters. I am legitimately in awe. I think my favorite is Fritz Lang's Inception.

but the sparkly halo thing

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This week's Sunday NYTimes Magazine cover story was about Stephen Colbert. Good stuff and worth checking out. Note: I'm not actually sure that link will work, what with the NYTimes being pay-walled, but it might and if it doesn't, maybe y'all can use some google-fu to snazz yr way in there somehow.
But even tho the story is overall pretty glowing, there's this one weird section towards the middle where the author mentions Colbert's gig at the White House Correspondent's Dinner back in 2006. The author correctly, I think, notes that it was one of the early defining moments for Colbert, that the video was a viral sensation and that there were pro-Colbert websites up and running by the next day. He also quotes not just one of Colbert's best lines but what's got to be one of the gutsiest things ever said by someone standing mere feet from a POTUS:

"I stand by this man because he stands for things. Not only for things. He stands on things. Things like aircraft carriers and rubble and recently flooded city squares."

Fucking brilliant. But around that in those three 'graphs he's saying things like "awkward" and "lame" and "it wasn't, in truth, [his] funniest hour." There's just a pinched, churlish tone to that passage that's at odds with the overall tone of the article. So much so that I wondered if the writer (Charles McGrath) had been part of the DC press corps at the time. But from what I can figure out, he's an arts guy and was probably working on the NYTimes Book Review. Could be that he's spent so much time in journalism and/or at NYTimes that he's internalized the "Village" over-seriousness about what they do and didn't like Colbert poking badgers with spoons. Or maybe it's an age thing. Again from what I could figure out online, McGrath seems to be in his mid-60s now so maybe he's one of those people who think you have to respect the office of POTUS even if you don't like the current occupant. My mom used to say stuff like that to me back in the 80s when I'd get a bit over-zealous with my Reagan bashing. I think I mostly managed to keep any observations about logical consistency to myself later when she'd start in on Bill Clinton. But I digress. McGrath might be one of those types. I'd say he might just be a humorless churl with a stick up his butt except he generally seems to "get" Colbert and enjoy and appreciate what he does for most of the article. So I don't know why he's still bugged by something that happened almost six years ago and which, to me, seems right in line with the rest of the Colbert oeuvre.
Could it be perhaps that his shoes are too tight?

an exciting time for physicists

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Here's an excellent interview with Ru Paul. Who is not running for President. Nor a cranky old libertarian. In case you hadn't noticed. Ru was up in New Hampshire last week, doing some promo work for the new season of Drag Race and giving the political reporters something else to write about other than another few hours with the clown car brigade. Best line (I think this was from Ru Paul's twitter): "Cheap publicity stunt? I'll have you know I flew here first class!" Looking forward to the new season (1/30 on Logo) which according to the interview, and the photos of the drag queens back this up, will be more Gaga-esque than previous seasons. I wonder if that's becoming more of a trend in drag so Ru and/or the producers decided to move in that direction. Altho season three's winner, Raja, was definitely working an edgier style of drag than either Bebe (season 1) or Tyra (season 2). So a move in that direction wouldn't be coming completely out of left field for the show. Altho if they do start featuring more edge and less glam, Mimi Imfurst (from season 3) is gonna be spittin' mad. I think Mimi's problem was that she kept trying to channel Leigh Bowery and no one was getting the references. Maybe if she'd said she was doing Gaga instead it might have worked out better. No probably not.
Anyway.
You better work!!

get irresponsible in the winter time

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Here's an awesome appreciation of Calvin & Hobbes. Altho it may be churlish to say so, I think it maybe suffers a bit from the writers' seeming belief that comic strips started with Garfield. Of course, you don't need to know anything about Winsor McCay or George Herriman to appreciate Calvin & Hobbes (altho Watterson obviously knows a lot about the comic artists of the past). And you don't need to know anything about earlier comics to be able to evaluate how much Watterson's work stood apart from most everything else that was running in the papers from 85-95. But their enthusiasm sorta runs away with them and they end up sounding like they think Watterson sprung fully grown from the head of Zeus or something. Especially when they're talking about the art, the broad historical statements just really don't hold up. Breathed was also pushing the envelope, esp. with his Sunday strips. And both of them were really trying to re-introduce some of the artistic depth and freedom of stuff like Little Nemo or Krazy Kat back into the Sunday funnies.
But, like I said, that's kinda churlish quibbling. Their list, while not my list (I don't think any C&H best-of list is complete without tyrannosaurs in F14s), is pretty solid and includes some of my faves. Lunboks!

alligators are vegans

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There's this joke about how you can't find anything if you clean your office. Which, haha, yes, it's a mess but I know where everything is... When you think about it, tho, it makes sense. If you moved all the furniture around in your house, you'd probably spend days walking into things. And what I just found out, if you rearrange stuff on your computer desktop, the same kinda thing happens. At least to me. Upgraded Firefox and the bookmark tabs at the top no longer fit on the screen. So I just deleted one tab that I never used. But that moved everything one column over to the left. And it's driving me frakking crazy. You wouldn't think that moving a pulldown less than 2 inches would be that much of a big deal (actually, I bet when I ask Sarah she'll know exactly why it's such a huge pain) but it is.
On a completely unrelated front, I meant to post this back during holiday travel season, when it would have been a more fitting quote of the day. But it's still rather pithy, I think. Or at least it speaks to me (via Vegas Tripping): "given enough drinks and/or traffic snafutti, my subconscious New Yorker will gladly flip you off or give you some choice words to chew on."
In other news, unrelated to either of the previous, there's this: I believe arson is a serious problem in modern society and to demonstrate, I will burn down your house.

no, this is the unlimited bus

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So much stupid, so little time...
I don't really feel up to going off on a big politics rant but lemme just say that it's FABulous to see that Newt Voldemort has apparently decided that Mitt(ens) Romney is part of the 1% (duh, how'd he ever come to that brilliant deduction) and that there's something wrong, oh so very, very wrong with that. Srsly? Quick, someone check and make sure he's not drawing a paycheck from Axelrod. But, remember kids, #OWS stands for nothing and they have no agenda. And it's okay if you're a Republican. Also too.
Meaning the while, I'm still dealing with the dragging end of the cold that won't fully go away. And it's Monday and it's raining and I'm spending way too much time playing Plants vs. Zombies.
Here's some interesting thoughts on education from Chad Orzel. I'm totally with him on the "beautiful unique snowflake" thing.

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